Yellow Bullet Forums banner
1 - 2 of 2 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
48,027 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
I, , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians w ho couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Sex
chocolate

Glass of wine
Coffee
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
Sex
chocolateChicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolateice cream
hot chocolate
cup of tea
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
 
1 - 2 of 2 Posts
Top