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A guy carries a 4ft alligator into a bar and loudly proclaims.." I bet anybody here I can put my privates into this alligators mouth for 5 minutes with no harm to me"...Dude at the bar says "I gotta see this" and bets a $100...the guy puts the alligator on a table,drops his drawers and clamps the jaws of the gator on his junk...5 minutes later he whacks the gator upside the head with a beer bottle and the gator lets hin go...no harm done....everybody cheers and the guy says "anybody else wanna try that?'"......a cute little blonde gal in the back of the bar says " I will, but ys gotta promise not to hit me with the bottle"
 
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