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met this LADY !!!!!!!!!! from Craigs List this morning and heres the meat of the matter so to speak

after a bit of in/out/in/out shake it all about
she calmly tells me that before she swallows she wants it spread on two slices of bread :shock: well of course being a brit i had to ask if she wanted regular white,sourdough or wheat, :p she said no, wonder loaf was fine and proceeded to get up and go to the kitchen and get two slices out of the bag came back into the bedroom and put them on the bed, :shock: well if ya know what too much alcohol does for a guys length and breadth let me tell ya two slices of safeways best white sitting staring at ya from the sheets is every bit as bad :oops: needless to say that it was not the best finish i have ever made :cry: the real kicker was that she was so serious about it Geez what is it with these modern women.
 

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im not buying the whole bit of u being british. Clearly u are dodge 330's neighbor......... And now fuck buddy
 

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nvm the slices of bread story, i am more interested in why 01ss bumped this from 9 years ago

This.


I'm thinkin he was there dressed like a woman.
 

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reminds me of a porno I seen once...Ron Jeremy fucking this fat girl....he pulled out and blew his load on a piece of pizza and fed it to her...
 

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Title reminds me of an old joke.
Boy searches for years for a gal just like MOM. Brings her home to meet the family. DAD don't like her.
 

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How did you find this thread second poster guy???

should this be in the kill of the week section?

the fuck are you searching for on here?
 
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