A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii ' so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that
kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the
concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men
could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when
she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy..'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'