[Dodge 330]

http://gothamist.com/2014/08/27/enjoy_being_recreationally_abducted.php

Bored with life?

Sounds like a moneymaker for some of our membership.

Who wants to be business partners?

 

[carolinagirl]

I will never be that bored.

 

[Dodge 330]

I will never be that bored.

I will never have that much money to piss away on something that stupid!

LOL

 

[sqidd]

I've been kidnapping people for free this entire time. Clearly I'm a dumbass.

 

[carolinagirl]

I've been kidnapping people for free this entire time. Clearly I'm a dumbass.

Crystal.

 

[sqidd]

Well, the upside is I have a basement full of people to sell!

 

[carolinagirl]

Well, the upside is I have a basement full of people to sell!

They aren't worth as much as they used to be.

 

[sqidd]

They aren't worth as much as they used to be.

That's racist!

 

[carolinagirl]

That's racist!

Hahaha. Actually, I was thinking about some stupid estimate they used to give of what the human body is worth.

 

[Fast Fords Forever]

White van ,check
Ether-rag ,check
Rope ,check
Duct tape ,check
Pit in basement, check
Lotion for skin ,check
What more could you need

 

[79540]

I'D ABDUCT ANY OF YOU PHUCKERS FOR A LOT LESS...4 WEEKS WORTH OF ABDUCT...LETS DO THIS PLAYA

 

[Filthy- MacGyver]

White van ,check
Ether-rag ,check
Rope ,check
Duct tape ,check
Pit in basement, check
Lotion for skin ,check
What more could you need

Autotrader as a bribe to get them to put the lotion on