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Why would you get married period? You like hittin the same piece of hide for the rest of your life, sadness
 

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HEY! You better credit me for that idea.... A marriage lease with a 3 year renewal. It's CRAZY this doesn't exist. We can get sick of a car after 3 years and it doesn't change a thing. But a human being that gets fat, lazy and a bad attitude we're stuck with til death? WTF?
 

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The government did a large study on this subject.

They found that the leading cause for divorce is marriage
 

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HEY! You better credit me for that idea.... A marriage lease with a 3 year renewal. It's CRAZY this doesn't exist. We can get sick of a car after 3 years and it doesn't change a thing. But a human being that gets fat, lazy and a bad attitude we're stuck with til death? WTF?
Fucking genius

What's nice is if this is the same as a car that means I can have more than one :p
 

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HEY! You better credit me for that idea.... A marriage lease with a 3 year renewal. It's CRAZY this doesn't exist. We can get sick of a car after 3 years and it doesn't change a thing. But a human being that gets fat, lazy and a bad attitude we're stuck with til death? WTF?
Just sent this to my GF of 18yrs and she responded

"Your assholeness is epic"

Than another email that said

"But I'll do it"


To which I responded, -your lease is already up!
 
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