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Old 12-05-2013, 01:57 PM   #16
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Hey slow what the doctor tell you how do you get rid of that shit
I was told brain surgery. Guess their having the last laugh.
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Old 12-05-2013, 01:58 PM   #17
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She turned the lights on. My wife likes to have sex with the lights on, I perfer the lights off and for good reason.

I hope she learned her lesson.



































GET TO THE DOCTOR RITE AWAY!!!...YOUR BRAINS ARE HANGING OUT!!!
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Old 12-05-2013, 01:58 PM   #18
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YYOOOOUUUUUU FUUUCCCCCKKKKEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

MY BRAIN IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 12-05-2013, 01:59 PM   #19
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36 grit and some elbow grease should clean that right up, good luck.
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:00 PM   #20
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That's a lot of 'lil slow mopars' you got in there. You're supposed to shoot em in you're gal!

You look like a gremlin!
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:00 PM   #21
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brake cleaner will clear that up
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:01 PM   #22
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Thnx alot assbag I was just looking to rub 1 out to the hot asian thread now im goin to vomit..
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:02 PM   #23
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:03 PM   #24
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Damn Slow...did you tell her that the road of love has a lot of bumps in it?
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:03 PM   #25
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I'm saving the BIG lumps for Yellowbullet member, Trev.

Those down under guys love this stuff.
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:04 PM   #26
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is that a little toe sticking out your sack ?
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:05 PM   #27
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Damn Slow...did you tell her that the road of love has a lot of bumps in it?
LOL, no.....but I will
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:11 PM   #28
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The cream I gave you didn't work?!
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:15 PM   #29
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The cream I gave you didn't work?!
Looks like you gave him more than cream.
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:30 PM   #30
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damn, they gave you a second asshole to piss out of.....
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