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Old 08-16-2013, 06:16 PM   #16
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I'm usually outside by 4:30 - 5am, My neighbors were having their paper stolen at least once a week. I waited in between my vehicles for 3 mornings when the fucker came down the block with his dark sweats and hoodie on, as he walked toward the driveway ( ACROSS THE STREET ) i started to walk across the street . When he scooped up the paper i was 2 feet away from behind, I said BUSTED FUCKER, and he started to take off. Made it about 50 feet when i grabbed his hoodie-stopped and yanked it as hard as i could (he did go air borne)fell on the ground, took the paper that was folded in half and beat him about the head with it. When he stood up I kicked him in the ass and he ran away. That was 2 years ago or more and no papers have been stolen since.
you almost went full zimmerman on him.
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Old 08-16-2013, 07:24 PM   #18
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the sprinkler idea would be funny!
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Old 08-17-2013, 03:19 AM   #19
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People still read the fucking newspaper?
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Old 08-17-2013, 10:14 AM   #20
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I'm usually outside by 4:30 - 5am, My neighbors were having their paper stolen at least once a week. I waited in between my vehicles for 3 mornings when the fucker came down the block with his dark sweats and hoodie on, as he walked toward the driveway ( ACROSS THE STREET ) i started to walk across the street . When he scooped up the paper i was 2 feet away from behind, I said BUSTED FUCKER, and he started to take off. Made it about 50 feet when i grabbed his hoodie-stopped and yanked it as hard as i could (he did go air borne)fell on the ground, took the paper that was folded in half and beat him about the head with it. When he stood up I kicked him in the ass and he ran away. That was 2 years ago or more and no papers have been stolen since.
You beat him with the paper! This is so awesome!!
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Old 08-17-2013, 10:16 AM   #21
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I'm usually outside by 4:30 - 5am, My neighbors were having their paper stolen at least once a week. I waited in between my vehicles for 3 mornings when the fucker came down the block with his dark sweats and hoodie on, as he walked toward the driveway ( ACROSS THE STREET ) i started to walk across the street . When he scooped up the paper i was 2 feet away from behind, I said BUSTED FUCKER, and he started to take off. Made it about 50 feet when i grabbed his hoodie-stopped and yanked it as hard as i could (he did go air borne)fell on the ground, took the paper that was folded in half and beat him about the head with it. When he stood up I kicked him in the ass and he ran away. That was 2 years ago or more and no papers have been stolen since.
That's profiling.
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Old 08-17-2013, 10:29 AM   #22
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Funny thing is the paper company said it is probably a neighbor doing it. I did see a house just up the roads light come on at 4:30 and a guy in his boxer shorts was peering out his window, but didnt come outside. He was looking out for about a minute, which is a long time when its dark. Not sure if he was looking to see if the paper was sticking out of the box to come and take it. I had put an old dummy paper in the box too, LOL
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Is the paper thrown in your yard buy the delivery person,or put in a mail box??? My neighbors is thrown into her yard and is always all over her yard....I`d tell them to put the paper on my porch or in the door....
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This little guy keeps taking it:
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Old 08-17-2013, 10:39 AM   #25
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I'm usually outside by 4:30 - 5am, My neighbors were having their paper stolen at least once a week. I waited in between my vehicles for 3 mornings when the fucker came down the block with his dark sweats and hoodie on, as he walked toward the driveway ( ACROSS THE STREET ) i started to walk across the street . When he scooped up the paper i was 2 feet away from behind, I said BUSTED FUCKER, and he started to take off. Made it about 50 feet when i grabbed his hoodie-stopped and yanked it as hard as i could (he did go air borne)fell on the ground, took the paper that was folded in half and beat him about the head with it. When he stood up I kicked him in the ass and he ran away. That was 2 years ago or more and no papers have been stolen since.

LMFAO wish I could have seen that one!!!!!!!! Fuck thieves ^^^^^^^^^^Bold has me Crying^^^^^^^^^
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Old 08-17-2013, 10:43 AM   #26
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Wish he'd steal my paper , I hate junk mail !!

NEWSPAPERS , do people actually still read those things ?
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Old 08-17-2013, 11:22 AM   #27
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Get up early and get your newspaper then proceed to the thrown for a morning dump. But this time take a dump on the front page and roll that bitch back up and place back on your front porch.
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Old 08-17-2013, 11:35 AM   #28
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Flash bang of some type would be good
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Old 08-17-2013, 12:00 PM   #29
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Treed!!



Shit on an old paper the night before. Roll it up all nice and put it in the drive late at night. Or take out an ad explaining how someone steals your paper perhaps they will see it.
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