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Old 08-09-2012, 02:33 PM   #106
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Years ago my dad had this same problem in his neighborhood. This asshole neighbor would fly up and down his street with no exhaust on his non-turbo Nissan 240. Kids would always be out playing on their bikes and my dad had a talk with him two times and he never listened. So the one day my dad took a BIG WHEEL that was mine from the 80's and duct taped this life sized child doll my mom bought at a flea-market to the big wheel. He took one of the fishing rods and wrapped fishing line around the handlebars and sat the big wheel between two parked cars so he couldn't see. So school left out and we knew he was on his way home and we setup everything. We heard his stupid ass coming and as he come barrel assing down the road my dad reeled the fucking big wheel out infront of him and he hit it as he yanked the wheel locking up the brakes. He went flying through three neighbors yards before the car came to a stop. He ended up ruining three lawns, a bird bath and a expensive mail box. He got out of the car and you'd think he just saw a ghost. Needless to say after that learned his lesson the hard way. And his parents took his license until he paid off the damages to neighbors yards lol.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:50 PM   #107
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Call the cops and get it on video. Doing some of the stuff that some have done in this thread is a good way to get your ass shot!
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:58 PM   #108
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Put the portable speed bumps out at 2am. When dude crys and the cops show up and ask who put them out, simply say I dont know.
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Old 08-09-2012, 03:00 PM   #109
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If he lives on your road why don't u just confront him when he drives past and goes home? Or make a night run and cut all his valvestems off.
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Old 08-09-2012, 03:31 PM   #110
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If talkng to him first does no good.
start with removing the weights off his wheels.
Then if that doesnt spook him. cut his back break line and pinch them closed so it dont leak all over. his brakes will be soft and terrifying to drive fast. perhaps some fear of not stopping will slow his ass down and grow up.

Next up introduce him to a shovel and a wooded area. kindly ask him to help dig his hole. its important to get his height and tell him the depth of six feet. this is where it will get dramatic. be armed just incase and make sure you have no prints on said shovel. unload ammo and give only your side of the story. best if you could comadear a shovel from his place first. less obvious of intent. no more speeding and less traffic all at once.
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Old 08-09-2012, 03:31 PM   #111
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At the end of the road where it turns to gravel, get a buddy or 6 and go put duck tape down on the road, sticky side up.

It sticks to the tires and breaks when it hits under the car and the extra tape on the tires keeps smacking the wheel wells of the car. Its fucking funny and maybe he will get the hint. I like the video tape idea myself and show it to the cops.

Sad thing is, you shouldve have to talk to a grown man about slowing down in places like this where he KNOWS there are young kids.
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Old 08-09-2012, 03:52 PM   #112
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Just lay two landscape timbers across the road, he'll get the message
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:45 PM   #113
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My dad plowed the road. The rows were about 12" high. The guy never came down our road again. He hit it doing about 80 on a dirt road.
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:52 PM   #114
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From all the effort being put into this thread, myself included, I would have to say that this must be a exceptionally slow Thursday.

It is Thursday isn't it? I am retired so I tend to lose track of what day it is.
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:57 PM   #115
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where it turns to gravel dig out a 6" deep x 20" wide ditch where it meets the aspahlt.... should get him to slow down AFTER he hits that at 60mph his first time

or just start parking in the road, one on each side

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Old 08-09-2012, 04:57 PM   #116
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throw a log out in the road
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:00 PM   #117
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:22 PM   #118
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never underestimate the stupidity of the person your dealing with.

my buddy had a similar issue. he lived at the end of a culdesac. the jack ass up the street would always fly down the street and turn around and haul ass back to his house. he was asked nicely to stop. he just started doing it more. i blocked him one night and told him to knock it the fuck off. 2 weeks latter he did a hole shot up the street and hit a parked car. it launched it up into the middle of the yard. he went to jail for dui and several other offenses.
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:29 PM   #119
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Buy some Quickcrete mix or cement mix and make a few speed bumps across the road.
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:33 PM   #120
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Crazy idea here, but with 9 acres.....tell the kids to play in the yard.

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