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Old 03-01-2012, 09:46 AM   #31
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I Used to work with a guy who Nailed Amish chicks. Even got a BlowJob from a chick in a Buggy. He said they were good fucks.
Blowjob in a buggy......at least the windows wouldn't fog up at night lmfao.
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:50 AM   #32
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:01 AM   #33
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.

That's good one....
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:10 AM   #34
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Blowjob in a buggy......at least the windows wouldn't fog up at night lmfao.
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:29 AM   #35
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.
LMAO thats pretty good!
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:37 AM   #36
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:38 AM   #37
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Old 03-01-2012, 11:47 AM   #38
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Well, at least they're not likely to read what all you dumb phques are posting about them....................
(I haven't seen a Yellow Bullet sticker on any of their carriages, YET.)
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:12 PM   #39
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The real beauty is they can't get fat due to a genetic mutation from inbreeding.....
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:25 PM   #40
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The real beauty is they can't get fat due to a genetic mutation from inbreeding.....
Theres lots of fat ones close to me LOL.There are some amish around here who have dropped their religion and went back to being English as they call it.Some of the girls are cuter than you'd think after they get normal clothes and haircuts.
Ive heard their armpits are hairy, i imagine their pussys look and smell like Bigfoot
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:33 PM   #41
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Hey, just watch the movie sex drive..... Some hot Amish chicks in there gettin it! Can't remember their name being Harry though.... Lol
u ever heard of the term "u only see that in the movies".... oh yeah she was hot....

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Old 03-01-2012, 05:34 PM   #42
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Amish girls seem to like being spanked, on X.HAMSTER LOL!
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:38 PM   #43
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I used to spend quite a bit of time working around Amish people. I have seen some pretty damn cute ladies among them, but I would imagine hygiene would be an issue. You can smell the guys from an aisle away at Walmart. Nice people, but they need to learn that they won't go to hell for using soap daily.

It is also pretty funny to drive by an amish house and see a horse and buggy in the driveway, clothes drying on the line, kids outside in denim jackets when its 80* out.... and then see a satellite dish on the roof and a kid firing up a gas weed whacker.
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:43 PM   #44
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Some of them know how to have a pretty good time BTW. Part of my step mom's family in Indiana is Amish. Last year at the family reunion, a bunch of the guys got drunk, pulled out one of those 3-person slingshots and played a game where you launch big water balloons at cows out in the field for points.
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Old 03-01-2012, 06:03 PM   #45
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...It is also pretty funny to drive by an amish house and see a horse and buggy in the driveway, clothes drying on the line, kids outside in denim jackets when its 80* out.... and then see a satellite dish on the roof and a kid firing up a gas weed whacker.
...and the generator behind the house in a shed!
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