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View Poll Results: What should El Diablo do with the Hot J.W. Chic
Try to use my powers of bullshit to get into her pants? 309 59.88%
Do I invite her into my house, get to know her and then fuck her? 148 28.68%
Do I just walk away from it and go stroke my cock to pictures of Nichole? 59 11.43%
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Old 08-25-2010, 04:19 PM   #91
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Jerk off to nichole? I dont know if i would get that hard up.
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Old 08-25-2010, 04:46 PM   #92
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Dude, you are being played. In about a month you will stop cussing about a month after that you will ask Monty to change your screen name and a month after that you will get into an accident that requires a blood transfusion and your beliefs will go against it, so you will die... without even getting to first base! Nice knowing you, I appreciate the posts you made and all the laughs!
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Old 08-25-2010, 04:55 PM   #93
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HIT IT!
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Old 08-25-2010, 06:04 PM   #94
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Date one myself would never give up the hole, just let me play with the big titties she had!
Try is all I can say!
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Old 08-25-2010, 06:11 PM   #95
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The wittness heaven is full anyway, but then again the other hell is still only 1/2 full. Roll the dice on this one, either way you are fastly on your way to hell anyway just for the post.
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:50 PM   #96
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Not gonna lie, I'm friends with some JW's and they are some of the freakiest and sexiest bitches I've ever met! Unfortunately, all of them held out till they got married.

If you got game, I say take a shot at it. Worst that's going to happen is no more JW knocking on your door?
I have a smokin hot friend who is a JW and she definatley didn't wait till she got married
naughty kinky girl indeed
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:59 PM   #97
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Dude, you are being played. In about a month you will stop cussing about a month after that you will ask Monty to change your screen name and a month after that you will get into an accident that requires a blood transfusion and your beliefs will go against it, so you will die... without even getting to first base! Nice knowing you, I appreciate the posts you made and all the laughs!
You are new here huh????

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Old 08-25-2010, 09:07 PM   #98
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Subscribing just for this picture! LOL!!
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:08 PM   #99
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Play your cards right and hit it.. even if you have to date her.. go for it
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:16 PM   #100
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next time get a boner then open the door
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:14 PM   #101
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lay it on thick and take Video.
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:40 PM   #102
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be careful.......my bubby did one of them a few years ago and got herpes from her.........we thought it was funny!!
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:41 PM   #103
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Come out of your room with just a cowboy hat and cowboy boots on and ask her if she wants to go ride your pony.....lol
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:47 PM   #104
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just "happen to be texting" with your camera phone when you answer the door next time
glad someone was thinkn...THANK YOU!!! lol
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:51 PM   #105
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Well answer me this butt fuck... how do I go along getting a picture of her that does not scare her away and ruin my chances?

I'm telling you guys strait up here.... Game is not the issue... I WANT THIS CHIC SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT!!! Perhaps it's my brother SATAN who is telling me;

"OK...check this out El D... If you get a JW to fuck you, you'll be the official MAN of THE PIT when you get down here!"

Since I'm going to hell already...why not be the king of the pit???

But, then I get this asshole Angel on the other shoulder saying...

"Oh El Diablo....don't give into the fears and temptations of the dark side of the force...let her be...and yank yer' crank to pictures of Nichole.... "

So, i'll keep on tempting her. I do like the dead wife idea brought up in this thread....I might have to try that one...
GOOD LUCK THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY lol!!!!

turn the camera flash off...put phone on silent and act like your on the phone..come'on you dont have to be the head cashier at the locaol wlamart supercenter to figure that out!! lmfao
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