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Old 10-27-2009, 05:53 PM   #1
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Default The ship is sinking!! Get your free gov. cell phone! Only on welfare!

You're not gonna believe this one / SafeLink Wireless
I was tempted to apply and make them tell me no... un-freakin-believable
Tell me it ain't so...click on the link below!

I had a former employee call me earlier today inquiring about a job, and at
the end of the conversation he gave me his phone number. I asked the former
employee if this was a new cell phone number and he told me yes this was his
“Government phone.” I asked him what a “Government phone” was and he went on to say
that welfare recipients are now eligible to receive (1) a FREE new phone and
(2) approx 70 minutes of FREE minutes every month. I was a little skeptical
so I Googled it and low and behold he was telling the truth. TAX PAYER MONEY
IS BEING REDISTRIBUTED TO WELFARE RECIPIENTS FOR FREE CELL PHONES.
This program was started earlier this year. Enough is enough, the ship is sinking
and it’s sinking fast. The very foundations that this country was built on
are being shaken. The age old concepts of God, family, and hard work have
flown out the window and are being replaced with “Hope and Change” and
“Change we can believe in.” You can click on
> the link below to read more about the “Obama phone”…just have a barf bag ready.

https://www.safelinkwireless.com/Enr...blic/home.aspx


http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/consumerfacts/lllu.html
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:54 PM   #2
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:55 PM   #3
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Default Re: The ship is sinking!! Get your free gov. cell phone! Only on welfare!

I have one....works Great
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:56 PM   #4
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This is no surprise. Should we be afraid? Umm..yes.
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Old 10-27-2009, 05:57 PM   #5
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I have one....works Great

Well hell yeah its free! lol!
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:03 PM   #6
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Default Re: The ship is sinking!! Get your free gov. cell phone! Only on welfare!

unfreaking believable.
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:13 PM   #7
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Default Re: The ship is sinking!! Get your free gov. cell phone! Only on welfare!

It is a GIMMICK from the cell phone companies trying to get new/more customers that are broke and must prepay for MORE MINUTES.... Your missing the this--- THE REAL REASON---- they are getting these phones. Tax payer money is not really being handed out. Well, that is not true but it is true.... They get a tax break and do not have to pay the taxes on these new subscribers and their lines. What they get in return is new/more broke ass bitch MF's that prepay their charges. It is kind of like the $20 pay as you go phones in Walmart. You get the phone and 50 minutes for $20 bucks!!!!! They depend upon you to put more money in the phone for airtime. So they eat the cost of the phone, the government gives them a tax break, and more customers come their way!!!! It is simple if you think about it. A business gimmick is all it really is!
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:15 PM   #8
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I am sorry but that is the stupidist thing I have EVER heard. It is moments liek this that I can say I am glad to be canadian (No offense)
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:16 PM   #9
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Well fuck, to think i'm paying 200.00 a month to AT&T for mine
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:19 PM   #10
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Default Re: The ship is sinking!! Get your free gov. cell phone! Only on welfare!

My mother is an overworked underpaid underappreciated adjudicator for the state (welfare determination) I haven't heard her speak of this so I will ask her about it. I'm sure she will have some say as to the utter bullshit this deal is. Her job is hard enough without throwing this wrench into the works.
Think I will see if they let me have one.
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:24 PM   #11
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Where's the headquarters...................New Orleans?
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It is a GIMMICK from the cell phone companies trying to get new/more customers that are broke and must prepay for MORE MINUTES.... Your missing the this--- THE REAL REASON---- they are getting these phones. Tax payer money is not really being handed out. Well, that is not true but it is true.... They get a tax break and do not have to pay the taxes on these new subscribers and their lines. What they get in return is new/more broke ass bitch MF's that prepay their charges. It is kind of like the $20 pay as you go phones in Walmart. You get the phone and 50 minutes for $20 bucks!!!!! They depend upon you to put more money in the phone for airtime. So they eat the cost of the phone, the government gives them a tax break, and more customers come their way!!!! It is simple if you think about it. A business gimmick is all it really is!

Hope your right!
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:27 PM   #13
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i feel cheated!!! they don't offer it in Tx. that sucks, i really need 1.
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:29 PM   #14
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"Obama phones"??

It's got nothing to do with Obama. It was started weeks before he was even elected.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:30 PM   #15
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70 mins? lol most people use that in a day.
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