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Old 08-04-2011, 07:28 AM   #1
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IF YOU MARRY AN OHIO GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest .

The first man married a woman from Indiana . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Michigan . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ohio . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Old 08-04-2011, 07:35 AM   #2
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Just about evey woman I've met from Ohio was a dumb ass. Just the way I like them
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:03 AM   #3
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I'm from Ohio and I can tell you the vast majority of them are psycopaths.
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HAHAH Funny
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:37 AM   #5
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My wife tells me where to go. . . . .and gets paid to do it.
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:45 AM   #6
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I'm from Ohio and I can tell you the vast majority of them are psycopaths.

I think thats a world wide problem....lol
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Old 08-04-2011, 10:17 AM   #7
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I'm from Ohio and I can tell you the vast majority of them are psycopaths.
Must be why Casey Anthony has been spotted in Ohio.
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Lmao!!
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Just about evey woman I've met from Ohio was a dumb ass. Just the way I like them
Thanks pal.

My wife (from Ohio) is reading the joke, laughing then we get to your post and I get punched in the head.

Nice.
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Hehe,looks like your makin your own sammich tonight.
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